Celebrate the town’s most beloved caffeine chapel with this hilarious homage to the Dunkin’ inside the Black Cow gas station—aka the only place in Hudson where they actually get your order right. Whether you’re team iced hazelnut swirl or just here for the vibes and questionable parking, this tee lets everyone know you’ve achieved local legend status.
Made from soft, breathable cotton and perfect for sipping coffee while judging the Dunkins down the street. Wear it to flex your superior taste, or gift it to someone who still thinks that location is just “having an off day.” (It’s not.)
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton — smoother than that cold brew.
Lightweight fabric that won’t make you sweat while waiting in line behind a guy ordering a dozen bagels toasted individually.
Classic fit for Black Cow regulars and first-timers alike.
Made ethically with US cotton—no weird mystery blends here.
Optional sleeve print to make your forearm 15% funnier.
Care instructions
Do not dry clean unless you’re also ironing your sweatpants.
Machine wash cold with like-minded locals.
Tumble dry low (like your expectations at other Dunkins).
