Introducing the Free Couch Alert unisex tee — a wearable tribute to the most sacred Hudson tradition: spotting abandoned furniture and immediately notifying the town like it’s a missing child.
This shirt features a retro-style illustration of a sad little roadside couch sitting proudly in front of the Hudson welcome sign — a scene we’ve all driven past at least once (this week). It’s not your couch, but by God, you're going to post about it like it personally offended you.
Perfect for running errands, passive-aggressively snapping photos for the Hudson Residents page, or just lounging (like a free couch). Whether you’re a chronic over-sharer or just live for the comments, this tee is your new uniform.
Product features:
100% ring-spun cotton — softer than the cushions on that free couch
Classic fit with a crew neckline that says “I brake for roadside trash”
Seamless sides, unlike the divided opinions on whether it’s actually trash or a treasure
Ribbed collar that won’t sag (unlike the cushions)
Ethically made — no shady dump-and-run here
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold (like the tone when someone says “take it to the dump”)
Tumble dry low (like expectations for couch retrieval)
Do not bleach (leave that for internet drama)
No dry cleaning (Hudson rules)
Iron low, if you're fancy — like someone who doesn’t post on the Residents page
Because in Hudson, if you didn’t post about the free couch… did it even happen?
