Some say it was an accident. Others say it was fate. But one thing’s for sure—somewhere in Hudson, New Hampshire, a jar of pickled asparagus rolled off the side of the road... and vanished without a trace. No one’s seen it since. No one knows if it ever made it to the BBQ. And now? It lives on forever—in shirt form.
This vibrant, unisex tee is your ticket to joining the brine brigade. It’s soft, breathable, and bold enough to say, “Yes, I care deeply about roadside produce and mystery vegetables.” Perfect for summer hangs, casual pickle pilgrimages, or just confusing your in-laws.
Product Features:
Seamless design, because life (and asparagus) should be smooth.
Ribbed collar that won’t sag like your uncle’s conspiracy theories.
Shoulder tape for structure, not pickling.
100% ring-spun cotton, crisp like a fresh spear.
Oeko-Tex certified, so it's safe even if you wear it while crying over your lost snacks.
Care Instructions:
Do not dry clean (the shirt, not the asparagus).
No bleach. This shirt’s already spicy enough.
Tumble dry low—like your expectations for finding that jar again.
Machine wash cold, with like colors and unlikely legends.
Grab one and become part of Hudson’s most flavorful folklore. And if you ever do find that jar… please, refrigerate after opening.
